I was at Suntec City last weekend for a sale and happened to use one of the toilets. Being a convention center at a strategic location, it’s a pretty “high-class” place compared to your favorite hawker center toilet. Nevertheless,  here’s what I found written on the wall of a cubicle:

It’s quite common to see this in certain toilets, but what amazed me is the conditions this guy is setting. No fat guys, no private number, and finally no Indians! It’s totally hilarious. Probably it’s the color that turns him off. I guess he hasn’t eaten chocolate bars before The first thing that came into my mind is Russel Peters, where he quotes in one of his shows: “We are Indians and we are gay!”

Anyone wanna call the above number? Not me.. I don’t meet one of his condition and I’m certainly not gay.